Cheap Thrill Part 2

Continuation….

I have already described how she looked like, from top to bottom, but I forgot to add one thing, one very important thing actually, well, to me at least. She looks bloody innocent!. Her face and her character is of a person who would never say an ill word to anyone, I myself have never heard her say fuck (English version) or puki (Malay version) in all my years of knowing her. Never ever have I seen a middle finger from her either.

Anyways, innocent or not, she is open minded and have on a couple of occasions humored me by letting me indulge in my fantasies of dressing her in the sluttiest clothes I could, and as always, she says she will never wear it.! Damn!..she would have looked good.

One of the things which I wanted her to wear when we went out, more specifically to a club where the lights are dark and the patrons are drunk and high, so less risk of her meeting her friends, was to go braless and to wear a white tube top. It was supposed to be tight and sheer enough to show the shape of her breast and the color of her nipples. She was also to wear black cotton thongs (which I think is definitely sexier than those satin or lacy ones) with blue denim ultra miniskirt and to wear at the very least 2 inch black open toed slippers.

One of the other options for her was to wear a loose and sheer white shirt with black bra and to wear blue low rise jeans with the tops of her thong showing. She was silent on this for a while, I think she was actually thinking about it, but in the end she said no. Oh well…..The compromise was she will wear the top, white sheer shirt but she will not show her thongs…oh well, close enough I guess.

Do you guys remembered swordfish? Where the mob boss asked one of the girls to suck the computer expert? And the girl sat beside the guy and just started sucking the guy…well I want to get N to do that since she has great lips and pouty mouth, you know, we just hang around a club, somewhere smoky, dark and with loud music and I want her to suck a guy I choose….but she has to do it in public, not necessarily in front of everyone or out in the open, maybe get under the table or something and just suck the guy till the guy comes, whether N decides to shove the whole dick into her mouth and deep throat, that I leave it to N……and to spit the cum into a glass and leave it on the table…..its kind of sexy and crazily slutty I think…..

To be continued in part 3

Cheap Thril Pt 1

I recently emailed a female friend of mine asking her whether it is ok for me to blog about her. She was a bit concerned that I might reveal her name, but I told her that even my readers (if any) do not know who I am so how are they supposed to know who she is. I did tell her I was going to be graphic about it and it will include my sexual fantasies of her and she sportingly said yes.

So to N, thanks for being a sport and I have to admit, it is such a turn on to write about what I want to do to you knowing that I got your ok and that you will be reading it…

First, let me describe N. A malay girl of about 5’6 in height and approximately 50kg (or less) in weight. Has shoulder length straight hair and wears glasses. I’m figuring that she has a 32-24-34 figure. What cup size her breast is I’m not sure as I have not yet to hold or squeeze them, but I’m guessing from the bounce and shape it’s a B cup.

She has nice legs, the shape at least as I have never seen her in anything other than jeans or pants and she does have a nice ass. I know for a fact that she wears thongs as I have seen it, well the outline at least and also, she has told me she wears thongs!

Oh yeah, before I forget, she has nice lips. Nice thick ones, something that of an Angelina Jolie kind of lips. The kind of lips which you would love to have around your dick and doing a nice slow blow job. Nice lips but a big mouth is not too great, but she has a nice pouty mouth also. So the combination of both nice thick lips and a pouty mouth would, I assume give a superb blow job. Not to forget she is a gym go-er also, so we can expect a nice strong sucking action from her.

But she is kind of decent. She never ever wears mini skirts or anything which is remotely revealing. So you would never ever see her wearing mini skirts or any top with a low slung cleavage line! Damn, I would have loved to see her boobs. She does not even wear anything sheer enough to even see the shadows of a bra!

This is just an appetizer, I’ll continue with Part 2 later.

Nonsensical ramblings

Eat and shit in the same place!

Can any bright souls or those with slightly more advance grey matter or even those with no grey matter but having shit as brains (hmm, unfair advantage I think) provide me with a definition for the above phrase?

It could be sexually oriented, the more graphic the better obviously, something more mundane like you dun eat food and shit from your ass in the toilet, or something totally out of this world like purple aliens are fucking the bitch next door in the back seat of Michael Jackson’s car, which I somehow think is not that all un-believable!!

Gold Digger….

This is another one which can be easily misinterpreted….

One is the normal literal meaning of gold digger, which basically means some poor sod mining for gold. This is the direct literal translation…

Then there is the other sarcastic meaning. Some poor bastard (does this mean I’m a gold digger) or bitch (poor in the literal sense of the word), although most of the time this is referred to females, trying to marry or be partners with some old frail and about to kick the bucket rich guy. These kinda females are normally females who have no problems about sucking some poor old git’s all dried up and wrinkly dick and looking all horny at the same time. The bitch has got to be a pretty good actress.

Or, gold digger the meaning which basically means digging your nose!! Hehe, I have a funny story about this. I was driving my Malaysian made car back home from work the other day and I was stuck in this horrible jam. So since there was nothing nice on the radio, no good looking girls walking or prancing about so to combat my boredom I started observing other drivers in other cars. There was a guy busy yakking on the phone sans handsfree kit, another guy smoking and a girl who I think was singing along with the radio.

She was not too bad looking and as I was busy observing her, suddenly her hand moved to her face and a finger started probing the innards of her nose, I mean she was digging like her life depended on it, twisting and turning..heh…I was wondering what she was gonna do with it when suddenly I heard a honk! And then I realized the car in front of me had already moved and by the time I looked back at the girl, she already had both hands on the wheel…wonder what she did to the booger? Flick it out the window or somewhere in the car, eat it?!! Rubbed against something in the car or what??!!

This is one of life’s greatest mysteries!!

Thongs? G-strings? VPL?

Was surfin thru Astro over the weekend and came across channel E! I think it was and there was about a 30 second segment on the do’s and dont’s of dressing, the 30 second segment was about showing the underwear!

Some of the things which they were talking about:

Visible Panty Lines!!

I have known about this VPL thingy for some time and I have to agree with them, it is definitely a big no-no and a big turn off if a guy were able to notice a females panty line….especially so if the female was wearing the normal kinda panties or the grandmother type ones, although thongs or g-string lines are very much welcomed.

But here in Malaysia, I have noticed that females just do not give a damn about their VPL’s!!! I mean I have seen some really obscene panty lines and it is especially sad when a female, all nicely dressed up in all their finery suddenly spotting a VPL! There was this once, at my old workplace, there was this Chinese girl who had this jaw dropping gorgeous body who normally wears clothes which showed off her figure, but on that particular day, which also happened to be our company annual dinner, she was wearing this tight cream coloured pants and she had to go on stage..so up she went and there it was! VPL!!! For everyone to see! I mean it was so fucking obvious, cream coloured tight pants with soft material!! It was like a neon sign board!!!! And to make things worse, she wore those huge grand mother panties!! I know some of us who knew about VPL’s would actually cringed at the sight but I also know some people who thought it was sexy!!

And for those girls who wear gstrings and thongs! I salute you and you girls! But a word of caution tho, thongs and gstrings do have a tendency to ride up and show! That is always sexy!!! And I have always admired girls who dared show a bit of thong or string! But never ever too much!! Dun go around walking a shopping mall with your underwear sticking out!! It should only show when you either sit or bend down and never whilst walking!! And for God’s sake, if you do intend to show it off, where something sexy and not something which is already torn or some godawful ugly colour!!!

Oh well, Channel E! or whatever channel it was, keep up the good work!!

Fascination Part 2

One other fascination, well not actually fascination but more of a dream or wish is to dress up a girl in the sexiest possible outfit without looking like a slut or a whore.

A little too sexy will make a girl look like a slut, too much make up will make a girl look like a whore, so trying to balance it out is what I guess would fascinate me. The total borderline between what is acceptable and what is not acceptable.

In my rounds of clubs, I’ve seen girls who actually manage to pull it off but then, I have seen others totally bombed out. There was this one instance, when I was out clubbing in sunway, a Chinese girl who actually got onto the bar and started gyrating her hips to the music. I was hoping for a striptease but I guess the girl did not have the guts, she only dared to just unzip her shorts. She was wearing a white tube top with denim shorts, well, denim hot pants more like it with fishnet stockings with make up looking like some gothic creature. She had high heels and flowing long hair. But she bombed!!! She looked like some slut trying to get a dick inside her pants. Although I have to admit, half of the guys were salivating of the prospect of fucking her!! Heh, I was definitely one of them, slut looking or no slut looking, a pussy is still a pussy.

Another instance was this one malay girl at sky bar, almost zero make up, although if she did wear thick make up, then she had a very good make up artist! Simple white mini skirt with a white tank top and an ultra short black jacket with high collar. Hair in a pony tail kinda know, no stocking and 2 or 3 inch open toed slippers. The sexy bit was that her black thongs were peeping from the top of her skirt, you know what they call a whale tail kinda thing. Now she looked sexy as hell!!! Can anyone else tell me what looks sexy if not that!!! Sexy and innocent!

Fascination Part 1

I’m fascinated by many many things. But I guess I’m most interested in people. Their reactions towards certain events, their characters, their quirks and their shapes and sizes.

Lets get to their shapes and sizes.

I’m a normal red hot blooded male who loves sex. My taste in females are mostly into those not skinny ones nor those overweight ones. I love my girls to be just the average size. Anywhere between 5’2 to 5’7 would be nice and a weight of anywhere between 40kg to 50 kg would be good. A nice 34-26-34 figure would be the ideal partner for me.

As you can see, I’m fantasizing. I’m sure that the majority of females would fall into these few categories which I have mentioned above but then only a few would actually attract me. If they do meet these stats, they would also have to have a face to match. I do not think I could get an erection with a female if she had a not so nice a face. Dressing is also important. If she covered herself from head to toe with not even a glimpse of flesh, how am I supposed to get attracted? I guess for me, I have to take into consideration of the stats, the face and the dressing. But these criterias are only for my sexual partners or whom I would want to be with. Hey, a guy can dream can’t he.

I also have a particularly soft spot for Chinese girls. Do not ask me why, but I have always wanted to have sex with a Chinese girl. Maybe this has a lot to do with the fact that the first ever girl that I was attracted to happened to be a Chinese.

I have been pretty unlucky thus far as my sex partners or fuck buddies have been malay girls. Not to say there was anything wrong with them, well, maybe slightly overweight, but I never had a Chinese fuck buddy and I know there are quite a few of my other friends who has Chinese fuck buddies.

Oh well, who knows, I still might get lucky one day right?

Malaysian Astronout!

First of all, Congratulations to Sheikh Muzaphar on being the first Malaysian Astronout and keeping with the spirit of Malaysia Boleh. Good to know that we Malaysians have reached a certain level of achievement that we can be proud of and stad side by side with the rest of the world.

Congratulations also to Malaysia for spending about RM70 million or was it USD70 million in an effort to put a guy in space. Wouldn’t that amount of money be better used elsewhere? I mean honestly, yeah we are proud to have a Malaysian in outer space doing space walks and conduct scientific experiments, he does not even have any scientific background to conduct scientific tests for God’s sake!!!!!! Also claims on being the first muslim to fast and break fast in space and all that jazz, and is he really going to fast in space? Oh yeah, he is also helping out the space station in conducting tests? What test?

I could think of 70 million other uses for RM70 million, how about using it to subsidise the price of fuel for Malaysians, or how about putting the money into a trust fund for those in need of money for surgery, you know, sometimes it comes out in the papers that so and so needs RM so and so for surgery, if the so and so does not receive the money, so and so will have half the chance to lead a normal life, or worse still, not live a life at all. RM70 million could save a lot of lives and make lives more comfortable for other Malaysians. Or we could use the money to make the roads in Malaysia better….the rich ones wouldn’t have to worry about breaking their shiny and expensive cars and the poorer ones wouldn’t have to worry about spending money to fix their already dilapidated cars. This benefits all parties. What good would one sole Malaysian do for the rest of us in outer space? Call me un-patriotic but seriously folks, tell me the benefits of sending a sole Malaysian into outer space…

A Lil More About Me?

As in my previous post, I have already stated that I am an early thirty year old male living in Klang Valley. I live on my own and it has been that way for the last couple of years. I prefer the privacy that it provides nor do I have to bear with the questioning looks whenever I bring a girl home. I can cook whatever I want, I can be as messy as I want, I can play the tv as loud as I want and I can come home at whatever time I wish. With no one to nag me neither do I have to take care of another person’s feelings. I’m happy this way.

I’m legally qualified and am currently a legal counsel at a financial institution in the Klang Valley. I’m happy to whilst away the time reading papers, books or attend the odd theater or two or dressing up in all my finery to attend the MPO or just sitting alone at one of the many coffee outlets reading. Weekends are spent pursuing other activities….no, I’m not a golfer and no I dun play polo, not rich enough you see, neither to I pursue girls, I observe but dun pursue…

Well, I think that’s enough of an introduction, I’m not going to tell anymore about myself in case one of my friends happen to read this blog.

New Blog New Life

I’ve stopped blogging for quite a while now, mainly due to the fact that I have lost my anonymity. Quite a few people know who I am and I am now kind of conscious of what I write about. I long for the times when I can say words which would embarrass a hooker at lorong haji taib or assassinate another person’s character without even giving a hoot about other people judging me.

So that’s why I have moved to a new page and hopefully, no one knows who I am since I now understand that anonymity is precious to a blogger.

I want a place where no one would judge me for what I say or for who I am. I want a place where I can say things where I do not have to be worried about upsetting anyone or a place to screw around and tell people about it. I want a place where I have the freedom to express myself.

So that’s why I am naming my blog bastards incorporated. a blog devoted to anonymity, un-sensored stories, freedom of speech, free thinking, basically a open self expression of an early 30’s guy living and breathing in klang valley.