Monday, November 26, 2007

Riots and the idiotic people who actually participate

What the f**k!! US3.2 trillion!! US1 million per person?!! You gotta be joking!!

No way in hell will these people get anywhere close to that amount! I mean, c’mon, lets be realistic here…which court or for that matter judge would actually award that kind of sum, unless of course the judge stands to gain something out of it, but I dun think any judge in their right mind would give such an award of that magnitude, he has to keep in mind, his fellow judges would be looking over his shoulders and he would be under the utmost scrutiny!

Anyways, how about those idiots who joined in the demonstrations, ok, I’m not just talking about the Indian incident over this weekend, but also that demonstration which was held a few weeks ago, about wanting a clean election and stuff….or the one in terengganu where there was a flag burning thingy,

I totally do not understand why you want to burn the flag, I mean if you are against the ruling party, burn the party’s flag, not the national flag, that’s just totally stupid and getting caught on camera, that’s extremely idiotic too. Anyways, I’m sure a lot of us do not condone such things as burning the national flag, I’m not actually patriotic, but burning flags is a bit too much, do we really want to be like those countries who burn flags and do riots?

How about those people who actually attend these demonstrations…if you noticed, the rally which wanted a clean election thingy, the majority of those people who converged were malays, you do not see that many Chinese or Indian people do you. Why do malays like this kinda stuff, showing of emotions, rioting, burning of flags and just creating a nuisance of themselves. Yes, I do understand that you want to stand for your rights, but I’m sure there is a better way to do it rather than gathering everyone and walking down the street all the way to the palace, and on the way, creating disharmony, traffic congestion and also affecting at how the world looks at us, don’t you know these would also have an adverse effect on our economy if our foreign partners or investors deem our country unstable and as such, pulling out their investments, in the long run, it will effect those idiots actually doing the demonstrations, I guess these people are just thinking only of themselves and not the country…

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Headline grabbers!!!

I was walking pass Maybank today, the one at Puduraya, you know, that tall building on top of the hill?!, anyways, seems like some of the staff were having a protest in front of the building. Not sure what they were protesting, but I noticed placards with faces on em’ and banners saying to boycott Maybank and there were also people with loud hailers shouting some nonsensical stuff…

Anyways, there was also a huge protest about 2 weeks ago on a weekend where I think it involved thousands of people claiming for a cleaner election, or at least that’s what I understood, there were helicopters, there were police and army personnel and obviously the media…almost everyone involved were wearing yellow….

One thing I noticed about these 2 scenarios..there were no nudists amongst them or at the very least skimpily clad people!! Hey, have you seen other protests where girls walked around with nothing at all and showing their boobs and pussies to all the world or how about guys walking around in shoes and socks and nothing else, proudly showing off their love handles and dangling bits!! Why couldn’t we have that kind of protest, trust me, you will definitely get noticed! Heh, although these people who were scantily clad were most probably human rights activities going against the killing of animals for fur or that sorta thing, but its just a minor details right!!! Can you imagine thousands of boobs paraded!! Whee…erection capital of the world baby!!!

Or how about this article in the malay tabloid, I think it was kosmo or something like that…its headlines were, saya bukan bohsia/ pelacur, saya Cuma layan ringan ringan!!!! That’s a headline grabber!!!i initially wanted to grab a copy of the Star but stopped short and immediately grabbed the local malay trash of a tabloid!! Heh, it was just too good of a headline not to buy!!!! Anyways, the article was about this malay girl who sold her services and not herself. Her terms were:-

Holding hands is permitted
Any form of hugging is permitted
Kissing is permitted
No sex
No oral sex
No nudity

All for the price of RM100 but you have to pick up whatever bills or tabs incurred, and she was available for you from 8pm to 8am!!! and get this, she claims she is still a virgin and that no one has popped her cherry yet!! Hell yeah, can someone get me a number for this kinda of girl, I definitely do not mind paying hotel room costs and RM100 for 12 hours!!!!!! Email me if anyone has any contacts!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Females in the office

Hi everyone,

Apologies for the long absence, was somehow kept pretty busy these last couple of days with work commitments, extra curricular activities and meetings…..

I had a freaking good morning today!! Heh, you know why, as I was taking the escalators to work today, there was this really sexy Chinese chick wearing army issue camo mini skirt giving out free samples of the latest polo explorer Ralph Lauren! When I say mini, I mean mini, the sort of mini where if you were to sit, you would be exposing those hopefully ultra sexy panties!!! It was an almost instantaneous erection! What I wouldn’t give to just fuck that girl!

Anyways, I think its important to have really nice sexy girls working in the same office, a bit of exposed flesh, thighs and breast would be ideal choices of course and tight fitting clothes, then you would see almost all guys, excluding gays, would be trying to outdo the other in dressing and behavior! It goes the same for girls, if each and every office had guys with impeccable manners, good dressing sense and looks, the girls would do the same as the guys!! And I’m sure a little bit of flirting won’t hurt the office environment!

I have personally worked in an office environment that offered both! I had this Chinese colleague, she was about 5’5, wore slightly above knee length skirts and there was once where she had this really short French hair cut! who although did not wear anything sexy, she had wonderful breast and thick sexy lips, traits which are not normally found on Chinese girls. I mean this Chinese girl had at least a c cup!

Then I had another girl, who was about a year older who definitely had a body to die for!! Nice ass, b cup boobs, she told me ok!! And definitely a character to match the body! Flirtatious and had a pretty evil streak…complete package….she’d like talk and suddenly say stuff like can I imagine her walking across the office naked, I said I could and would definitely fuck her then and there…and she just smiled and kept silent!!! Too bad, in my current office, no one, and I mean no one would be able to stir my dick like my old office ladies…

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Panties, thongs, g-strings

I know there are other forms of female underwear out there, but I’m not very much interested in expressing my views on them. These 3 items of clothing or underwear are my preferred choices for females to be wearing, especially so if I would be having sexual intercourse with them, fucking them in other words or if they want to parade their underwear.

First of all, lets clear one thing, I prefer my girls to be wearing cotton rather than satin or anything lacey and for that matter anything fancy. Just simple plain cotton with no patterns on them, I dun think flowers, teddy bears or vulgar or cute words would make them any sexier. As for colours, its got to be either black or white and nothing else, no red, blue or green! I know they are others who would disagree with me, but hey, this is my posting and my blog right? So piss off!

The issue of VPL is another interesting factor to consider. Do you know that whilst I was studying overseas, most girls my age wore thongs or g-strings, no matter what they wore, be it jeans, dresses or pants. They were either very in touch with their sexuality or they were aware of VPL. I can’t say much about the girls in Malaysia though, I mean I have seen girls wearing hugging pants and wearing normal panties, like hello! Well for me personally, I agree with all those fashion mags and shows, strictly no VPL should be shown! Would you want a guy to know and public in general to know that you are wearing grandmother panties? Heck no right.

And for God’s sake, if you are wearing low rise or those which shows the butt crack and there is a possibility that your underwear might be showing, please wear something nice to show and not something torn, plain or horror of horrors with skid marks!!! And if you do want to show, please at least consider the public, I’m sure most guys would prefer to have a peek at thongs or g-strings rather than the normal panties. I mean, hey, Its sexier ok, but for heaven’s sake, dun go showing everything from back to front, it would suffice to just show the T top or in other words the whale tail. Showing off from back to front is just unbecoming, and definitely not sexy, this would border on bad dressing or just wearing lose pants or too high an underwear, both of which are fashion booboos.

I will have to continue this in another posting. Its getting too long and I think I have too many things to comment on. And if you must know, I do have a fetish for asses…

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Tax Seminar

Heh, I attended a taxation seminar recently at Shearn Delamore, acknowledge as being one of the biggest and oldest law firms around and specializing in 7 areas of law. The speakers were a Ms. Goh, the head of taxation for Shearn Delamore and Anand Raj, one of the partners and another speaker, whom I think went by the name of Irene? Alice? Well, something like that. The taxation department was staffed by 2 other lawyers by the name of Alicia and the bootylicious Cynthia with the nice long legs and the short skirt, whose skirt would ride up quite high, and thus granting with superb eye candy and a constant erection, whom I had the pleasure of seating beside.

The talk was well attended by other legal personnel from various other companies from within the Klang Valley, I had the pleasure of getting acquainted with the legal head of Exxon and the CFO of SIME UEP.

The seminar itself was rather interesting as both Ms. Goh and Mr Anand held my attention with their catchy presentation and their humorous take on all things tax related and with Mr. Anand’s colourful explanations, including quoting from Gopal Sri Ram “entertainment means jolly jollylah”. A simple explanation from, in my opinion still a revered exponent of law, after all the somewhat ludicrous and rambunctious explanations from different courts of law, including some very archaic ones.

Whereas the talk by the other speaker Irene or Alicia, I can’t recall, this just goes to show how boring her part was. I mean, yes, we all know tax is a very boring and dry subject, so please do not go out of your way to make it even drier, which I take my hat of to Ms. Irene/ Alicia for making it drier than the hair dryer talks given by a one Mr. Alex Ferguson.

All in all, I understand that the Inland Revenue is a thing to be hated and despised by us the tax payers. The Inland Revenue has recently and somewhat sarcastically being interpreted by the Anand as wanting to be above the law and whatever the law dictates, they will not a party nor be bound. I mean this just goes to show how stupidity can and will overseat the law.

Yawn, so now, I’m back in my office, in front of the computer trying to make sense of some things legal and some things not so legal. Till next time, of which I promise to write something definitely more interesting, which can’t be that hard, afterall, taxation, as acknowledged by my peers, is the “boringest” excuse me for want of a better word, subject in the universe.