Nonsensical ramblings

Eat and shit in the same place!

Can any bright souls or those with slightly more advance grey matter or even those with no grey matter but having shit as brains (hmm, unfair advantage I think) provide me with a definition for the above phrase?

It could be sexually oriented, the more graphic the better obviously, something more mundane like you dun eat food and shit from your ass in the toilet, or something totally out of this world like purple aliens are fucking the bitch next door in the back seat of Michael Jackson’s car, which I somehow think is not that all un-believable!!

Gold Digger….

This is another one which can be easily misinterpreted….

One is the normal literal meaning of gold digger, which basically means some poor sod mining for gold. This is the direct literal translation…

Then there is the other sarcastic meaning. Some poor bastard (does this mean I’m a gold digger) or bitch (poor in the literal sense of the word), although most of the time this is referred to females, trying to marry or be partners with some old frail and about to kick the bucket rich guy. These kinda females are normally females who have no problems about sucking some poor old git’s all dried up and wrinkly dick and looking all horny at the same time. The bitch has got to be a pretty good actress.

Or, gold digger the meaning which basically means digging your nose!! Hehe, I have a funny story about this. I was driving my Malaysian made car back home from work the other day and I was stuck in this horrible jam. So since there was nothing nice on the radio, no good looking girls walking or prancing about so to combat my boredom I started observing other drivers in other cars. There was a guy busy yakking on the phone sans handsfree kit, another guy smoking and a girl who I think was singing along with the radio.

She was not too bad looking and as I was busy observing her, suddenly her hand moved to her face and a finger started probing the innards of her nose, I mean she was digging like her life depended on it, twisting and turning..heh…I was wondering what she was gonna do with it when suddenly I heard a honk! And then I realized the car in front of me had already moved and by the time I looked back at the girl, she already had both hands on the wheel…wonder what she did to the booger? Flick it out the window or somewhere in the car, eat it?!! Rubbed against something in the car or what??!!

This is one of life’s greatest mysteries!!