Food Review!!!

Heh, I guess I dun make much of a food critic! But what the heck, I love food as much as I love pussy…so I’ll talk on both!!!

Saw this porn dvd once, it was quite some time ago. It was Japanese porn and there was this group of guys eating sushi at this long table. It first showed the guys were busy eating and showed the shoving food into their mouths…but then suddenly the camera moved to a wider angle then only I saw that the “plate” was actually a naked girl with sushi nicely placed on her body. The guys were busy picking up the sushi which was placed on her naked body. Luckily her pussy was clean shaven or the guys would have had more than just sushi. Some of the guys were even wiping some of the sushi at her pussy, I guess they wanted extra flavour from the pussy juices! After all the sushi was finished, dessert was the girl and the normal fucking started…

Or how about the porn dvd which shows several guys fucking a girl then cumming into a jar, which later once all the guys have cummed, the girl then started drinking the cum from the jar. I have to admit, it was a bit disgusting but at the same time a turn on. Weird isn’t it. Anyways, the girl seemed a bit high, and no, this was before drinking the cum. So I guess they must have drugged her and convinced her that it was some protein shake or something…

Anyways, japenese girls are definitely high on my list of girls I want to try. I mean Japanese girls using their body to serve food and then allowing guys to wipe their sushi on their pussy for extra flavour!!

Have you ever heard about the girls in patpong Thailand? You know the tiger show girls where some of them could open beer bottle caps with the pussy. I mean like wow. I wouldn’t mind having my beer bottle opened by a pussy. Can you imagine where there you order a beer and the girl then shoes it up in her pussy and opens the cap with her pussy…I think that kinda bar would be a big hit with the guys and also lesbians…I mean which lesbian wouldn’t want to drink from a beer bottle dripping with another girls pussy juices….

Well….thats my food and pussy review!! Heh!!!