Headline grabbers!!!

I was walking pass Maybank today, the one at Puduraya, you know, that tall building on top of the hill?!, anyways, seems like some of the staff were having a protest in front of the building. Not sure what they were protesting, but I noticed placards with faces on em’ and banners saying to boycott Maybank and there were also people with loud hailers shouting some nonsensical stuff…

Anyways, there was also a huge protest about 2 weeks ago on a weekend where I think it involved thousands of people claiming for a cleaner election, or at least that’s what I understood, there were helicopters, there were police and army personnel and obviously the media…almost everyone involved were wearing yellow….

One thing I noticed about these 2 scenarios..there were no nudists amongst them or at the very least skimpily clad people!! Hey, have you seen other protests where girls walked around with nothing at all and showing their boobs and pussies to all the world or how about guys walking around in shoes and socks and nothing else, proudly showing off their love handles and dangling bits!! Why couldn’t we have that kind of protest, trust me, you will definitely get noticed! Heh, although these people who were scantily clad were most probably human rights activities going against the killing of animals for fur or that sorta thing, but its just a minor details right!!! Can you imagine thousands of boobs paraded!! Whee…erection capital of the world baby!!!

Or how about this article in the malay tabloid, I think it was kosmo or something like that…its headlines were, saya bukan bohsia/ pelacur, saya Cuma layan ringan ringan!!!! That’s a headline grabber!!!i initially wanted to grab a copy of the Star but stopped short and immediately grabbed the local malay trash of a tabloid!! Heh, it was just too good of a headline not to buy!!!! Anyways, the article was about this malay girl who sold her services and not herself. Her terms were:-

Holding hands is permitted
Any form of hugging is permitted
Kissing is permitted
No sex
No oral sex
No nudity

All for the price of RM100 but you have to pick up whatever bills or tabs incurred, and she was available for you from 8pm to 8am!!! and get this, she claims she is still a virgin and that no one has popped her cherry yet!! Hell yeah, can someone get me a number for this kinda of girl, I definitely do not mind paying hotel room costs and RM100 for 12 hours!!!!!! Email me if anyone has any contacts!!